Me: This is going to sound bad, but I need constant reminders of uh, why I like you. You know, like a drug. The effect wears off after a while...
E: So would you say that I'm below the minimum effective concentration?
Me: Well, you did piss me off immensely this week, which did increase the clearance.
E: Well for me, you're over the area under the curve (AUC) kinda girl. But there are too many peaks and troughs still for my liking.
Me: Do you know how you can make it a constant concentration? Infusion pump.
E: I'm coming down for four weeks and being in your company constantly. I think a four week course is just what you need.
Oh, my inner nerd basically died and went to nerd heaven. E., this is EXACTLY why I keep you around.
Also, Taylor Swift's song 'Stay, Stay, Stay' came to mind as I was yelling at him. Because he just laughed.
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