E, you make me smile both in my dreams and in real life.


Also, to the fat bitch that rushed me out of the handicapped shower - yeah, I heard you. You tried the shower next door and found that the water was too cold and then told me in a pretentious voice to hurry the fuck out of the shower. Granted that I too, am not completely handicapped. But at least I have a valid reason seeing as I have a bung Achilles tendon.
I didn't know that obesity was a disability.