"sskkyyypppeeeyyy?"






Honestly bitch, the word you may be looking for is "skype". And if you do not desist from contacting my uh, boyfriend, someday, I will introduce you to pain because clearly you are looking for my fist also.

I jest. Well, not really. But sort of. She is of that name and how funny that another of the three deadly sins should appear so soon after the first one. Well, she's the one who I have a problem with mainly. Because she simply won't leave him the fuck alone. Also because she's a cheating whore. And I'm not just being a bitch because she did in fact cheat on her long time boyfriend while overseas and sharing a bed with another man. And while there were witnesses in the room. I wonder if she ever told her now ex-boyfriend the gory details.

One day, one day. I will do a Gossip Girl-worthy blast and tear her reputation into shreds.

Also, made my boss almost cry from laughter because I pronounced the name "Sinead" phonetically. FYI, it's pronounced "Shin-ad".