Just spent $284 on a gym membership. My bank account has never felt so bereft of warmth before.



I HAD BETTER LOSE SOME WEIGHT! Also, it doesn't help matters when E. now has abs. And not your token skinny boy abs too.
Do you know what I could buy with $284? CoffeeRevlonlipbuttersDressesSkirtsBootsFriandsSushiJewelleryMascaraBooksHammockCoatsBlousesPeterpancollarsKittensPuppiesMovieticketstoMagicMikeDessertGelatoPerm

Oh, wait. I just went a bought a coat anyway.










sdflkjsfdkjlsdfkjlsfdkjlsfdkjdsfkjlsdf ARE THOSE SEX NOISES I HEAR NEXT DOOR? WHY CAN'T THEY GO AND MAKE OUT IN HER ROOM?