Arse is now approximately the size of Beyonce's. Bordering on the size of one of those moonhoppery things that we used to sit on when we were kids.

(just in case you don't remember)

So, I started visiting the gym three times a week. And have weighed myself in the vain hope that within three weeks (and yes, it has been exactly 3 weeks since starting on the 19th of June) of starting my thrice-weekly visits that something might have happened. Alas, no such results yet. 

And my arse muscles hurt. So something should happen. I live in hope that one day I shall wake up and my arse will have shrunken enough so that I may fit my jeans again.