#needtokeeprunning

Is that the beginnings of a thigh gap I see?!

Highlights in today's lectures:

1. Public health lecture on heart health
Lecturer: You - do you know what BMI is?
S: Erm... yes?
Lecturer: What's your BMI?
S: Uh, normal?
Lecturer: What value do you think it is?
S: Um, 23? Yeah, 23.
Lecturer: Stand up.
S. stands up.
Lecturer: Yes, you look like you have a BMI of 23. You are desirable.
Entire lecture theatre lols.

2. Microbiology lecture on respiratory tract infections
Dr. B: Bacteria are like tanks. They have a lot of mechanisms that help them to breach host defences, like overt guns and armour. But viruses are different. They're more like... communists. I'm told they're more stealthy.

Also, T W E L V E more days!