Dear Heart,
You are an ass. Well, your non logical thinking alter ego is. Please desist from having your head in the clouds and get back down to earth. Stop treating him like your boyfriend because he is clearly not your boyfriend. Also, stop sighing over him because nothing about this situation is romantic. We aren't a pair of star crossed lovers like Katniss and Peeta. In fact, if he was like Peeta, he would've converted to Christianity in a wink. And do this right now, otherwise you'll end up crowding him in again and look where it got you last time.
Much love (see the irony here?),
Head.
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