#whatwecallmedschool

Observing a colonoscopy today and thought that the colonic mucosa looked a bit like a cinnamon scroll.

I am craving cinnamon scrolls now.

#heybigspender

I should probably admit that I have a Karen Walker obsession problem. I now own three items - a top and two dresses with exactly the same print.

I should probably stop spending and I don't know...

... start saving for my wedding?

#bbuzz

So I discovered that I am not alone and that several of my female classmates also have similar unrequited crushes on said neurology consultant. Yesterday (just as we had finished the conversation about him), we wandered down to the cafe to get coffee, lo and behold, he was standing there talking away to another doctor. When we went up to order, he actually stopped his conversation and acknowledged us as "his students".

B buzz indeed. We have coined a new phrase.

#feelinggood

Yesterday, I had to use my Cantonese in a consultation - albeit a painful one, but at least I was semi-useful to the cute neurologist. Today, got a provisional diagnosis right when said neurologist asked what I thought could be wrong with the patient. As my (male) partner said quite drily when I told him about my crush on said neurologist, "You're only into consultants because of the power and money. Oh, and the intelligence."

Ah, hospital life. So much eye candy.

Also, got to watch two (successful) ERCPs and a lipoma removal. Life is good.

#lastday

Took bloods off a gentleman who went as far to say that he didn't feel a thing. And at the risk of sounding like a complete douchebag, the stethoscope with all its weight hanging around my neck (which I suppose feels like a millstone of responsibility to the qualified) feels oh so right. Also, it keeps me exempt from toileting patients. Which is a plus.

I didn't want it to be my last day on the wards. Being a medical student is the tops.

#thisisawesome

Did a cannula. And a patient for the first time said 'dromedary' as an answer for one of the MOCA questions.

Life is good.

#wail

Why, why, why Walker and Hall? WHERE IS THE ROSE GOLD?! I want the rose gold :(