That dog is going. T O M O R R O W.

I shall stop fearing each step I take outside of my room because I don't know where the dog has shat. Life has improved significantly.

Also, make up sale tomorrow? Yessss please.

Ah, J. Is the only reason why you seem to have cut off all communication is because your girlfriend forbids it?

I suppose I know how that feels, so fair enough.



Can't grumble that the dog is going... it goes for dumps and pisses everywhere.

Twenty two. Nope, there is no sugar coating this.


I am officially OLD.

Aaargh Telecom. Why must you release such an awesome prepaid plan? How am I supposed to explain away the fact that I just spent $100 for a new phone? And having only one phone would definitely make things easier...


First world problems. I should stop complaining now.

I cannot DEAL with the sheer amount of engagements that are happening at the moment. Why can't people wait till a decent age until they jump into bed with each other?





Also, A. You are honestly, the most infuriating man I have ever had the misfortune of knowing/crushing on. That smirk on your face(!) Even in photos I am suffocated by your pompousness and grandiosity. One thing I never quite understood: why on earth do you think you can save the world? This is a question that I would like to ask you one day. Such a pity that you're probably going to be the next Al Gore or someone similar. You probably google your own name too.
... that was unnecessarily bitchy. And somewhat bitter.

I have learnt what the phrase "dog breath" truly means. Also -



Hmm. I appear to have lost my train of thought.

Note to self: one day I am using the long part of the pharmacy label and drawing moustaches on them. Then sticking one to my upper lip and one to Elton's upper lip and taking a photo.


Also, the dog has arrived. And I am IN LOVE.