Another engagement? I may have to eat a hat now.

Just spent $284 on a gym membership. My bank account has never felt so bereft of warmth before.



I HAD BETTER LOSE SOME WEIGHT! Also, it doesn't help matters when E. now has abs. And not your token skinny boy abs too.
Do you know what I could buy with $284? CoffeeRevlonlipbuttersDressesSkirtsBootsFriandsSushiJewelleryMascaraBooksHammockCoatsBlousesPeterpancollarsKittensPuppiesMovieticketstoMagicMikeDessertGelatoPerm

Oh, wait. I just went a bought a coat anyway.










sdflkjsfdkjlsdfkjlsfdkjlsfdkjdsfkjlsdf ARE THOSE SEX NOISES I HEAR NEXT DOOR? WHY CAN'T THEY GO AND MAKE OUT IN HER ROOM?

Have decided that I would like to marry when older so that my future fiance will be able to afford a platinum engagement ring.

Note to older self: Chopin's Nocturne Op. 27, No. 2 is sooooo being played at my wedding.



p.s. Am loving my new detachable collar necklace!

The amount of people getting engaged is phenomenal. I know I'll sound like the Grinch who stole weddings if I say this, but honestly, this is getting ridiculous. We're only twenty one and I should not feel the rush to sprint towards the altar.




I swear, if another engagement is announced within these next two weeks, I will go and eat a hat.

Hello tax return! Let me introduce you to my wallet. Unfortunately, I have a feeling that you will not be staying long.

Also, people who refuse to walk on the footpath and walk down the road instead piss me off. Roads are for cars. Footpaths are for unmotorised peoples. And you are a jerk. With tattoos and a scary dog. So as much as I'd like to run you over, I'll refrain from doing so.

p.s. E, you are a mean, mean boy. One does not tell their girlfriend that your newly engaged best friend is visiting Dunedin but you will not accompany them because you have exam study. While I understand the rationale, I would have preferred not to know at all. It's like... hey little dog, I have a nice bone. Oh wait, sorry. You're not getting it.

On horrible days like this, I miss E. terribly.

I am a horrible person.

Need. To. Stop. Toying. With. People's. Feelings.



Also would appreciate it if vegetables make an appearance with my dinner. This may force me to go and eat some fruit because I'm afraid that constipation may be imminent.

Oh, and by the way nombre, you ain't foolin' nobody by closing your door. Might just turn my music up so I avoid hearing any untoward noises...





postscript: I think I just caught them showering together. dfkjsdflkjsdfkjldsfkjl
Shuddering aside, blackmailing material? DEFINITELY.