I think it should be a crime for couples to hold hands while walking down a (narrow) street. They just take up twice the amount of room so you're forced to do this awkward sidestep shuffle. It's like "Oh hey! Imma gonna try to make you jealous 'cause I'm in such a blissful state with my other half AND sorry mate, please get out of our way 'cause this tandem bike ain't moving aside for anyone."
Eat. My. Faeces.
